We were once just like any other fast food order. One magical, moonlit summer’s evening we were accidentally thrown out of the delivery van on a country lane corner. The van was being driven far too fast by Ronny the delivery ‘middle aged’ boy who works for Give Pizza Chance, a take away shop in Middlesbrough. We flew out of the van and straight through the window of Witch Blabber Yak’s living room. We got caught in one of her spells and Hey Tesco – we were alive!


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REG RUB THE BURGER




‘Aye, here’s the Rub,’ as he says 50 times a day. Reg Rub is named so because it’s ‘burger’ backwards. He’s a beef burger in a bun, but don’t ever say that to his face, he claims he’s a fillet of prime steak. Reg is a bit too serious most of the time as he’s one of those showbizzy darling ac-tor types. In reality - as an actor - he’s a ‘ham’ burger. Don’t get me wrong, Reg would do anything for anyone, his bark is worse than his bite. A great guy. But, the only way he’s going to get work in blockbusters is by getting a job in Blockbusters.