We were once just like any other fast food order. One magical, moonlit summer’s evening we were accidentally thrown out of the delivery van on a country lane corner. The van was being driven far too fast by Ronny the delivery ‘middle aged’ boy who works for Give Pizza Chance, a take away shop in Middlesbrough. We flew out of the van and straight through the window of Witch Blabber Yak’s living room. We got caught in one of her spells and Hey Tesco – we were alive!


I’ll introduce you to the gang!


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Parmo Sam

POLLO KEV


Kev is a garlic chicken pizza, or pollo kiev.
He’s incredibly jolly and happy and makes me
smile just thinking about him. You really miss
him when he’s not around.


Okay, he’s not the sharpest spoon in the cutlery draw, but he tries hard. He just takes everything a bit too literally. If you said, ‘Kev you’ve got to pull your socks up,’ he would do just that – pull his socks up. And keep pulling them up until you explained yourself. We do that a lot with him because it’s funny to watch.