We were once just like any other fast food order. One magical, moonlit summer’s evening we were accidentally thrown out of the delivery van on a country lane corner. The van was being driven far too fast by Ronny the delivery ‘middle aged’ boy who works for Give Pizza Chance, a take away shop in Middlesbrough. We flew out of the van and straight through the window of Witch Blabber Yak’s living room. We got caught in one of her spells and Hey Tesco – we were alive!


I’ll introduce you to the gang!


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GARY AND GILLY


Two pots of sauce, the ones you usually get with a kebab and are always left half full the next morning.


They’re brother and sister. Gary is a pot of garlic sauce - a boy, and Gilly is a pot of chilli sauce - a girl.


They’re very young and a little mischievous. Gary and Gilly tend to cause a bit more bother than the rest of us, but they’ve saved the day on many an occasion. Like any take away order, we would not be complete without them.