We were once just like any other fast food order. One magical, moonlit summer’s evening we were accidentally thrown out of the delivery van on a country lane corner. The van was being driven far too fast by Ronny the delivery ‘middle aged’ boy who works for Give Pizza Chance, a take away shop in Middlesbrough. We flew out of the van and straight through the window of Witch Blabber Yak’s living room. We got caught in one of her spells and Hey Tesco – we were alive!

I’ll introduce you to the gang!