We were once just like any other fast food order. One magical, moonlit summer’s evening we were accidentally thrown out of the delivery van on a country lane corner. The van was being driven far too fast by Ronny the delivery ‘middle aged’ boy who works for Give Pizza Chance, a take away shop in Middlesbrough. We flew out of the van and straight through the window of Witch Blabber Yak’s living room. We got caught in one of her spells and Hey Tesco – we were alive!


I’ll introduce you to the gang!


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WITCH BLABBER YAK


Ah, dear old Blabber! Our Mam, if you like! A
kindly old witch who accidentally changed we fast
food into living beings. By accident of course.
These things happen, especially around Blabber.
The Witches Union took her magic licence off her,
but she still does the odd bit. Blabber loves to talk.
My oh my, she can chat for Teesside this one!
She’s either on the phone, the Internet, or yapping away to the people of Yarm village. She’s amazing and can hold 17 conversations at once without repeating herself or losing the thread. We love Blabber!